Yes you can really trust a guy who says he is not a fifer but then also says
FFFB = Fine,Fit,Fife Boy.
As mc can confirm the first two F's and the last B is a total lie, especially the B unless he is thinking back 70 years. The third F though is true, so just a typical fly one, 3 out of four words are lies
Then he says I am a Dundonian and then goes on to say
SAFFCB = Short And Fat From Carnoustie Blether.
So again as you can see there is one truth but sadly this time its only 1 in 6 that is true.
Anybody want to buy a Chiron?
Tried Walter Stewart and Sons?
Hood