The Best Engine

 


A notable gynaecologist once said,


"The  best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   
 

It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   
 

Something I can put up with for the ride it gives me- 

Yep, very happily married guy here - 

Dave

Hmm.....
Like my bride of manny years recently told me ....
After all these years of changing your ways and correcting the faults, now I don't even know you. 
RICH