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The Best Engine
« on: August 30, 2009, 05:54:01 PM »

The Best Engine

 


A notable gynaecologist once said,


"The  best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   >:(
 

Ed VanEss

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Re: The Best Engine
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 06:05:22 PM »

It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   >:(
 



Something I can put up with for the ride it gives me-  ;)

Yep, very happily married guy here -  ;D

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Re: The Best Engine
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 07:05:18 PM »
Hmm.....
Like my bride of manny years recently told me ....
After all these years of changing your ways and correcting the faults, now I don't even know you.  ???
RICH