Machsupport Forum

Tangent Corner => Tangent Corner => Topic started by: edvaness on August 30, 2009, 05:54:01 PM

Title: The Best Engine
Post by: edvaness on August 30, 2009, 05:54:01 PM

The Best Engine

 


A notable gynaecologist once said,


"The  best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   >:(
 

Title: Re: The Best Engine
Post by: budman68 on August 30, 2009, 06:05:22 PM

Quote from: edvaness on August 30, 2009, 05:54:01 PM

It is only a pity that the management system is so blooming temperamental."   >:(
 

Something I can put up with for the ride it gives me-  ;)

Yep, very happily married guy here -  ;D

Dave

Title: Re: The Best Engine
Post by: RICH on August 30, 2009, 07:05:18 PM

Hmm.....
Like my bride of manny years recently told me ....
After all these years of changing your ways and correcting the faults, now I don't even know you.  ???
RICH