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Offline KTM

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Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« on: December 27, 2008, 03:31:44 AM »
While talking to a woman in her forties, we started discussing tattoo's.

I asked her weather she had any.
 
"Yes" she replied - "I have a have a horse on my right breast, I had it done 20 years ago" and showed it to me.

I looked at it and replied "are you sure it's not a Giraffe?"

« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 08:11:43 AM by KTM »

Offline Graham Waterworth

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Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 08:08:11 AM »
That reminds me of the lady who loved Robert Redford and adored Burt Reynolds.  To show her love for them she had a big letter R tattooed on her left butt cheek and a big letter B on the right.

When she bent over to show people, they asked, who's RoB ?

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Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 08:15:22 AM »


When she bent over to show people, they asked, who's RoB ?

Graham


Why thats me of course, everyone says I am an arsehole ::)

Hood (AKA Robin, AKA Rob)
Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 11:21:44 AM »
Good ones KTM, Graham   :D   :D

« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 11:53:12 AM by Overloaded »
Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 11:57:39 AM »
I disagree with you on this one Hood. :P

Grahams lady is evidently a fringe political activist so the "o"is most likely Obama.  ::)

RC >:D

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Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 01:05:17 PM »
lol
Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 12:00:18 AM »
Reminds me about two women talking about some guy they both knew,
and the first women says he had such a small one he had "Shorty " tattooed on it.
The second women says , well then you didn't see it after he took his Viagra.
It was tattooed " Shorty's Bar And Grill-Chattanooga,Tennessee."  ;D

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Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 02:18:23 AM »
;D

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Re: Careful where you put your tattoo's!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2008, 04:04:00 AM »
Nice one Ed.
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