While talking to a woman in her forties, we started discussing tattoo's.

I asked her weather she had any.
 
"Yes" she replied - "I have a have a horse on my right breast, I had it done 20 years ago" and showed it to me.

I looked at it and replied "are you sure it's not a Giraffe?"

That reminds me of the lady who loved Robert Redford and adored Burt Reynolds.  To show her love for them she had a big letter R tattooed on her left butt cheek and a big letter B on the right.

When she bent over to show people, they asked, who's RoB ?

Graham

When she bent over to show people, they asked, who's RoB ?

Graham

Why thats me of course, everyone says I am an arsehole

Hood (AKA Robin, AKA Rob)

Good ones KTM, Graham      

I disagree with you on this one Hood.

Grahams lady is evidently a fringe political activist so the "o"is most likely Obama. 

RC

lol

Reminds me about two women talking about some guy they both knew,
and the first women says he had such a small one he had "Shorty " tattooed on it.
The second women says , well then you didn't see it after he took his Viagra.
It was tattooed " Shorty's Bar And Grill-Chattanooga,Tennessee." 

 
Ed

Nice one Ed.