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Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« on: December 12, 2008, 10:20:17 AM »
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
 
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

 

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
 
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

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Re: Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 11:11:43 AM »
Very VERY good, my friend.

Thank you for that one-  ;)

Dave
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Re: Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 11:26:25 AM »
RC,

Yes, theres nothing like pumping a few loads in a Beaver.  ;D

Ed
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Re: Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 02:07:41 PM »
 :D ;D :D ;D

KTM

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Re: Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 10:26:12 AM »
Nice one RC.

One deserves another.

An 86 Year old man went to see his doctor and asked for a sperm count. The doctor reminded the man of his age but the man insisted saying that his wife has kept on and on at him to do it. The doctor, realizing just what some wives are like, gave the man a small bottle and asked him to take it home, put a sperm sample into the bottle and bring it back in a couple of days. After a week or so had passed the doctor saw the man in the local mall and reminded him that he had not brought his sperm sample back yet. Oh dear said the man - I have had terrible trouble, first I tried with my right hand then I tried with my left hand and then the wife tried with both hands together just then the Vicar came round for tea and we explained to him our problem. Well, first he tried with his teeth in then he tried again with his teeth out and none of us have been able to unscrew the top on this little bottle you gave me.

Regards, Tweakie.
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.  Winston Churchill.
Re: Could anyone use a Chuckle ?
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 10:47:21 AM »
EXCELLENT Tweakie !

 
THANKS,
RC