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Stumbled on this today thought it was funny
« on: July 06, 2007, 07:12:30 PM »

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

Chad
Re: Stumbled on this today thought it was funny
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 02:32:45 PM »
That is a GREAT one!!!!!!!
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Re: Stumbled on this today thought it was funny
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 09:52:00 PM »
That is so funny!
Re: Stumbled on this today thought it was funny
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 01:18:54 PM »
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Re: Stumbled on this today thought it was funny
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PM »
I will say that it perfect for the tractor supply line
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