the old dear next door stopped and asked what I was doing, fixing a new number plate to my car was my answer, the old one fell off the other day and got lost. How much is one of them she asked, I told her, is that new or second hand she said, trying to keep myself from laughing, I said I had tried every scrap yard I could think off and not one of them had a plate with my number on it, what a shame she said and went about her business.
Graham.
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