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Offline Hood

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Art at his best :)
« on: December 21, 2013, 07:40:56 AM »
Just thought I would post this here for the people that dont see the Yahoo group.
 Art was replying to someone who said
"All I want for christmas is a nice shiny Mach4 to play with. Thanks in advance. Enjoy the cookies and milk I left out for you."

And here is the reply :)
"Twas a week before XMas and all over the floor,
the machines were shut down, waiting for Mach4,
The pendents were polished , the spindles were oiled,
and Art sat about getting totally boiled.
When out in the shed there arose such a smell,
I sprang to the shop to see what the hell,
The grinch met me there , inside the door,
in his pocket was all the code for Mach4.
Not this XMas you wont he said with a sneer,
best you drown all your sorrows in hi content beer.
Ill give you advice and its perfectly free,
this XMas, for all, your still on Mach3.
Though soon he'll be done, I hear in the hall,
Late winter I think, not the spring or the fall.
Getting it done is important its so very true,
Getting it right is more of the proverbial stew.
 The cookies were good, the milk not so much,
 give me some Baileys, the better the rush,
 when I wax poetic you know I am bored,
 Ok..Ok.. Im going..Before I get gored..
 Merry XMas...

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Re: Art at his best :)
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2013, 02:07:20 PM »
;D If you could see the things I have in my head, you would be laughing too. ;D

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Re: Art at his best :)
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2013, 05:46:40 PM »
That's good!

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Re: Art at his best :)
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 09:10:24 PM »
Now that brought upon a smile! Thanks for the re-post Hood.
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Re: Art at his best :)
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 10:22:25 AM »
Bah Humbug! That was hilarious.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the passengers in the car! :-)