Hehe... I think we all deserve a laugh now and again. I just can't find the time, energy, or money to make a proper setup. Soon as I get some spare cash, there's always something else to spend it on. Bought a bridgeport knee mill a few months ago. Ain't even got it home yet. Now I gotta build a good rotary converter. There's a sweet deal on a manual lathe staring at me too, that I'm probably gonna pull the trigger on. Too much stuff higher up on the "to-do" list.
Al, now you know that whatever you come up with, it can't be any worse than mine.