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Offline Tweakie.CNC

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Fear.
« on: October 06, 2017, 08:10:25 AM »
The local break-ins, burglaries and muggings had all started to get to me so…

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and, peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighbourhood Watch scheme. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Tweakie.
PEACE

Offline Chaoticone

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Re: Fear.
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2017, 08:50:26 AM »
 ;D  Prefect!
;D If you could see the things I have in my head, you would be laughing too. ;D

My guard dog is not what you need to worry about!
Re: Fear.
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2017, 09:11:20 AM »
Cool post.
Would probably work like that .. in real life .. for a while.

In some places, local "rednecks" might cause issues - is 69$ /mo worth that ?
Likewise, many jobs in areas defined "sensitive" by someone You don´t know and will never meet and who has zero accountability to You..
--like anything airports form baggage handlers to cabs to security screeners to airtraffic controllers and pilots..
--anything finance..
--anything nuclear, medical, radiological
--anything heavy infrastructure, heavy transport, major industry,
--ports, trucking, chemicals, power systems, water systems, shipping, sw ..
might be closed to You.

Is 69$ /mo worth that ?

Re: Fear.
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2017, 09:25:13 AM »
I happen to live in Barcelona, Spain.

On last sunday, this is what happened;
 -the local policitical d-heads had an illegal sedition vote attended by 2.2 M people..
--29% of the popula voted. Yes.
A lot of the votes were falsified, and there was no real option of voting "no".
In my city, 1500 people live in our district.
15.000 votes were cast.
-- The madrid political d-heads sent stromtroopers to break heads, arms, fingers.
About 4000 - 10.000 brutal political attack troops from madrid, guardia civial specialists, stormed about 90-300 voting stations .. filmed by dozens of independent TV stations and million plus private citizens.
900 people were hurt and hospitalised, and 10.000+ beaten up with batons etc.

In about 2000+ voting stations, totally non-violent, no banks / businesses were vandalised and no cars burned etc. on a 2.2 M person turnout.
But the thugs on orders from Madrid fired rubber bullets into crowds who were *not* vandalising anythings - and only wanted to shout and vote.

*Both* political sides screwed the pooch 100%.
So .. polarisation is bad for all.

2 days later .. tuesday, whole country was on general strike and roads impassable, business closed, ports closed.
Today, biggest bank in the EU sabadell will be leaving barcelona.
So will la caixa, 200.000+ jobs, biggest in spain.

Everyone screwed up - by playing up to the populists.
D-heads.

BTW..
The firemen and local paramilitary police Mossos (normally tough-guys and not liked, but feared) did a fantastic job.
The firemen acted as shields, the Mossos refused to charge peaceful crowds, and the mossos probably saved 200+ lives and 5000+ broken bodies.
They were the only ones protecting lives, serving, and acting rationally and humanely.

The Mossos are under indictment and their boss is now today on trial in Madrid, for not charging peaceful crowds with violent means.


Re: Fear.
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2017, 09:15:50 PM »
The local break-ins, burglaries and muggings had all started to get to me so…

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and, peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighbourhood Watch scheme. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Tweakie.


Hahaha. This is great. Well played, sir :')
Re: Fear.
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2017, 09:33:30 PM »
'Hemi, one of our local hardshots was in prison and was sure the police were reading his mail. He had a letter from his elderly father who said 'Hemi,
I'll really miss your help to dig over the kumara (local sweet potato, a Kiwi delicacy very popular among Maori) patch this year'.

Hemi replied by mail 'no don't dig the kumara patch this year Dad...'

A couple of weeks later the Police turned up at Hemi's Dads with a digger and spent all day digging the kumara patch looking for dead bodies,
buried money etc. Hemi wrote 'Sorry about the Police turning up but it was the only way I could think of to give you the help you wanted to dig
the kumara patch'

LOL
Craig
'I enjoy sex at 73.....I live at 71 so its not too far to walk.'

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Re: Fear.
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2017, 10:12:53 PM »
That's a good one guy's.  ;)

Chaoticone  just lets his girl friend sit on the steps outside. Nobody ever comes near his place....not even the police.
He also has no need to decorate for Halloween, yep, just lets her sit on the steps.  :D

RICH

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Re: Fear.
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2017, 05:19:57 AM »
Very cleaver Tweakie