Icing on the cake:
Psyched to have everything sorted, I started putting misc. BOB's back together and getting cables re-routed back to their proper locations. Unplugged the G540 and relay board, but somehow left the DC spindle motor plugged in. Pulling the cord around, touched a bare end to the computer chassis... "pop!" "flash!" Fried the Sherline Speed control board. Laughing to keep from crying. Will order another board tomorrow.
But cheers, anyway, Hood. I really think the finish line is in sight (despite myself!).