Was some years ago ,I was dating this young dancer (stripper) on New years eve we were making the rounds.
We had just left one bar and walking to the next on the other side the bridge, when she says, I gotta pee.
I said the next bars just ahead, and she says I gotta pee now. Was one of those open grate steel bridges, so she hikes up her mini skirt
and squats right there and commences to pee. I just kept walking slowly and humming to myself, making like I was alone, but weren't many people out then anyhow, when she hollers , ED COME LOOK, I 'm peeing in someones Canoe. I look down and LOL, say
That's not a Canoe, It' s your reflection.
True story
Ed
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