Well, it's not really THAT Long or THAT sad
but seriously... I had some of the same issues.
I know a little bit about Autocad but not really enough to design from scratch. Plus most of the things I wanted to cut were designed in Raster generating programs (i.e. Illustrator, Canvas, Photoshop, etc.)
I did find a cool converter program called ACME Trace art (dwgtool.com). It's a pretty simple program that will trace a raster (.tif, .jpg, .bmp, etc) image and convert it into .dxf.
It's simple to learn. It took me about 45 minutes to learn how to tweak the tracing parameters. If your drawings in Illustrator are Black lines on white background then it will be a "Slam Dunk" for you to trace and convert.
Once converted in .dxf format, you can open in Lazy cam can read it, generate the G-code and then throw it overto Mach 3. It works pretty good BUT, I have found that about 50% of the time trace art doesn't get all the details when tracing photos or I will have to do some size scaling (not really hard to do in L-CAM) or other little "tweaks" in L-CAM to make it work.
HTH!
Sid