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« on: December 16, 2008, 10:26:12 AM »
Nice one RC.
One deserves another.
An 86 Year old man went to see his doctor and asked for a sperm count. The doctor reminded the man of his age but the man insisted saying that his wife has kept on and on at him to do it. The doctor, realizing just what some wives are like, gave the man a small bottle and asked him to take it home, put a sperm sample into the bottle and bring it back in a couple of days. After a week or so had passed the doctor saw the man in the local mall and reminded him that he had not brought his sperm sample back yet. Oh dear said the man - I have had terrible trouble, first I tried with my right hand then I tried with my left hand and then the wife tried with both hands together just then the Vicar came round for tea and we explained to him our problem. Well, first he tried with his teeth in then he tried again with his teeth out and none of us have been able to unscrew the top on this little bottle you gave me.
Regards, Tweakie.