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Tangent Corner => Tangent Corner => Topic started by: Tweakie.CNC on February 28, 2016, 07:42:12 AM

Title: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Tweakie.CNC on February 28, 2016, 07:42:12 AM
A very good friend of mine, in the Netherlands, reminded me this morning...

"If you want the best seat in the house then you have to move the dog"

Is this the same in other countries around the world ??

Tweakie.
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Overloaded on February 28, 2016, 07:54:14 AM
I hadn't heard that one here in the eastern US Tweakie, but it is cute.

Here is one I heard recently though:

"If dogs don't go to heaven .... I want to go where they go."

by Someone famous, but I don't recall who.

Thanks,
Russ
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Rkjohn on February 28, 2016, 11:51:57 AM
I agree I want to go to where my dogs go.
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: stirling on February 28, 2016, 11:59:35 AM
isn't that generally nose first up the arse end of another dog?  ;D

Sorry - I'll get my coat...
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Tweakie.CNC on February 28, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Tweakie.
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: RICH on February 28, 2016, 08:30:18 PM
The puppy's are just saying hello.... :)

Always remember,
It's not what you nose looks like but were you stick it that counts! ;D

That said,
If dogs could talk they would probably wish each other well  like the Germans, "Good Fartum" ...thought they all had gas over there.  
Don't speak or understand Geman..... but I can read it! :o

Ruff Ruff.........,

RICH
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Tweakie.CNC on February 29, 2016, 01:51:58 AM
Sometimes we just have to share the best seat in the house.

Tweakie.
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Overloaded on February 29, 2016, 12:37:33 PM
My apologies Tweakie,
     I didn't mean to pervert your post.

Regards,
Russ
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Chaoticone on February 29, 2016, 06:40:41 PM
 ;D Ian...

Yup, that's the way it works here Tweakie. Its really the dogs house, I just pay the mortgage. And like the one in the picture, doesn't care where you are but is going to be touching you if not on you. Rotten, rotten, rotten.  ;D
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Tweakie.CNC on March 01, 2016, 02:01:19 AM
My apologies Tweakie,
     I didn't mean to pervert your post.

Regards,
Russ

No apology necessary Russ.  ;)

Ian is right - I love them to bits but dogs do have some nasty habbits.  ;D

Tweakie.
Title: Re: Dogs are smart ?
Post by: Tweakie.CNC on March 10, 2016, 01:27:25 AM
Sometimes our dogs have to do a bit of work...

This is the correct way to collect money from the cash-point.

Tweakie.