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Tangent Corner => Tangent Corner => Topic started by: Chris.Botha on February 25, 2010, 05:01:37 AM
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this came up on another forum.. the technical detail on making a snail..
after my first solution was not acceptable...
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_E5AvLF8D7WU/S4Yp7Aqs1rI/AAAAAAAACCk/xI627Mz3UeA/s800/Capture.JPG)
i then supplied following advice ;)
ok. i have been thinking about this. and im ready to tell you the secret of how to make a snail....
first.. the daddy snail goes out trolling the pubs and hooks up with a cute little shedevil snail.. they hang around
together and are groovy happening couple.. then one day the mommy snail tells the daddy snail that she forgot to take her birth control and the daddy snail had best sell his Harley and buy a family wagon..
The daddy snail works two jobs and has no friends left by the time the miracle of birth produces the baby snail... the mommy snails body gets shot to hell and her sex drive becomes non existent...
And basically thats it.. A snail is made.
(I tried to explain the fertilization ritual as well but its too complex.. here is a pic instead)
(http://www.phunhouse.com/images/snail_sex_fs.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't know how you think of these things Chris.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tweakie.
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Chris,
Somewhere in my vaults of useless info, i have the info and file for creating a scroll based on ratios similar to what you
posted. It came from one of the engraving sites. Where is your's from?
As far a snails are concerned i just put salt on them! >:D
RICH
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hehehe tweakie.. these things jsut cme to me.. im blessed like that..
Rich, that function is built into matrix. I actually have no idea how to make a snail but google prevailed ;)
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At least, you did not explain how little Chris are made :o :o :o :o :o :o
Have a nice day
Jeff
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Chris,
Somewhere in my vaults of useless info, i have the info and file for creating a scroll based on ratios similar to what you
posted. It came from one of the engraving sites. Where is your's from?
As far a snails are concerned i just put salt on them! >:D
RICH
no, garlic and pepper!
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HAHA! Good one Chris.
Beer in a dish will also attract snails and kill em. Guess it don't take much for them to get alcohol poisoning or something.
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I think they just get drunk, fall in and drown. Quite a way to go! also works for slugs, bury a jam jar with 2" of beer in it just up to neck level. In they go, and then it's goodbye to alll that.