It's not an easy thing to do, and won't happen. If it was easy, you'd already have it.
I don't know the technical details, but this has been asked in the past.
Correct. That's like asking a mechanic to put a Hemi in a Ford Fiesta. Just wont happen :/
lol, ok maybe a little extreme but you get my point... the reason it hasn't been done? Simple, cheap and effective alternatives(IE: I/O expansion boards, Pokeys) :p
Sorry folks but I don't really see this one coming to fruition.